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Kirby Doss | @kirbydoss
Two years. A mess of disappointment. And a million honey butter chicken biscuits in various states of deconstruction. Ain't nothin changed. But she seems to stick around, and she's way yonder better than anything I deserve. This isn't the first time I've come to work to find a present of a random bottle of whiskey on my desk. Thanks @dog_gossiper I think... Just got this little hussie for free. My life is really weird. It's been a long few weeks. Also Louisiana has weird orange juice. And Gary Makes a fine Caucasian. Mississippi. Parkay squeeze oleo. Taters. Marlboros. Two kisses. A pineapple lifesaver to wash it all down. Welcome home. Texts from homeless pals. Chosen one, reereererre. Your chairs are now red! Ol booger nose shit leg. Still my handsome fella. This jacket is brought to you by the letter M. Mega man and @ming_donkey. Mega man courtesy of BGKF and my boy biggie.(@akdubbb) They may have taken my manhood but they aren't taking my food. Poor fella's asleep in his food. First snow of the season. 6" of fresh powder. Just kidding. It's 80° New house ain't bad. I owwn even care it's 65° outside. Ain't never been one for rules. @wljpks Glowing toilets and sick dogs aside. The new bar is pretty. Thanks @hatchworkshop @flitchcoffee Our toilet glows when it senses motion. @jacy_blake hates it. Ol buckshot face don't feel good. Tater is mad. Goose is concerned. Bubba is pooping. Workin on it, @flambeauxs Bout to Christen a new hate free spot. *moves guns, lights candle.