Lemon Lyman | @lemon.lyman

Toby, the total tonnage of what I know that you don't, could stun a team of oxen in its tracks.
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(filed under: comebacks I need to remember next time)
The Stackhouse Filibuster, season 2 episode 17
#twws2e17 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman ...
DM: Excuse me?
LM: What in the hell are you doing?
DM: I didn't know if I was supposed to...
LM: We usually don't raise our hands.
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The Stackhouse Filibuster, season 2 episode 17
#twws2e17 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing ...
CJ, let me tell you something, don't ever, ever underestimate the will of a grandfather. We're madmen, we don't give a damn, we got here before you and they will be here after you. We'll make enemies, we'll break laws, ...
CJ: Hey Sam, who's your favourite writer?
SS: Toby.
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The Stackhouse Filibuster, season 2 episode 17
#twws2e17 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing #samseaborn
I will once again betray the sisterhood.
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I saw you, you, you and YOU roll your eyes.
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The Stackhouse Filibuster, season 2 episode 17
#twws2e17 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing #cjcregg
JL: Mike Piazza's gonna be standing in the batting cage and he's gonna turn and see me, and he's gonna say, "Dude."
CJ: Well, I wouldn't want you to miss a legitimate Dude Sighting.
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The Stackhouse Filibuster, season 2 ...
SS: How many recipes are there?
CJ: Altogether? I can't cook, but I think there are probably 20 or 30?
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The Stackhouse Filibuster, season 2 episode 17
#twws2e17 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing #cjcregg #samseaborn
(#thewestwingloveslamps)
Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail, season 2 episode 16
#twws2e16 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing #jedbartlet #josiahbartlet #presidentbartlet
(Dr Nancy "Do I have a bizarrely androgynous voice?" McNally πŸ™ŒπŸ»)
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Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail, season 2 episode 16
#twws2e16 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing #nancymcnally
- What the hell is that?
-- It's where you've been living this whole time.
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Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail, season 2 episode 16
#twws2e16 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing #cjcregg #joshlyman #thepetersprojection #organizationofcartographersforsocialequality
- How many different ways do you know to kill a man?
-- How many different ways do I need?
- I like you.
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Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail, season 2 episode 16
#twws2e16 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman ...
- What plaid-flannel-wearing, cheese-eating, yahoo of a milkman governor signed that idiot bill into state law?
... It was me, wasn't it?
-- Yes, sir.
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Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail, season 2 episode 16
#twws2e16 #bartletforamerica ...
- Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of the White House, had a two-ton block of cheese.
-- And a Wheat Thin the size of Lake Tahoe.
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Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail, season 2 episode 16
...
- You wanna make out with me right now, don't you?
-- Well, when don't I?
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Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail, season 2 episode 16
#twws2e16 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing #cjcregg #tobyziegler
- Red meat has been found to cause cancer in white rats. Maraschino cherries have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Cellular phones have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Has anyone examined the possibility that ...
Charlie, please don't say the word 'erotic' in the oval office.
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Ellie, season 2 episode 15
#deloreslandingham #charlieyoung #twws2e15 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing #thewestwingloveslamps
- It says we should stand by the Surgeon General.
-- Actually, it says we should stand by the Sturgeon General.
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Ellie, season 2 episode 15
#samseaborn #tobyziegler #twws2e15 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing
I'm the enforcer, Sam. I'm going to crush him, I'm going to make him cry, and then I'm going to tell his mama about it.
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Ellie, season 2 episode 15
#cjcregg #samseaborn #twws2e15 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing
You know, Josh, just because the white supremacists didn't kill you, doesnt mean that crap you eat isn't gonna.
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Ellie, season 2 episode 15
#twws2e15 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing #joshlyman #millicentgriffith
(It's Wednesday here so... happy #womancrushwednesday πŸ™ŒπŸ»)
Ellie, season 2 episode 15
#twws2e15 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing #cjcregg
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(Just a great pic of Josh πŸ™ŒπŸ»)
Ellie, season 2 episode 15
#twws2e15 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing #joshlyman
He's gonna land in Washington an hour before he took off? And that's not a story that beats the Surgeon General?
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Ellie, season 2 episode 15
#twws2e15 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing
#joshlyman
Five day waiting period. That's all. A person can't wait five days to buy a gun? If someone needs a gun right now, right this second, isn't that something the public should be concerned about?
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The War at Home, ...
- How you doing, Ainsley?
-- I'm concerned about peeing on your carpet.
...
- We met last night. You were singing and dancing in a bathrobe. Why were you in the closet?
-- I had to pee.
- They ...
I think you'd make a nice couple. If you got married you'd be Joshua and Josephine Lucas Lyman, you wouldn't have to get your towels re-monogrammed.
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The War at Home, season 2 episode 14
#twws2e14 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing ...
Let me tell you something, jackass...
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The War at Home, season 2 episode 14
#thewestwingloveslamps
#twws2e14 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing
#jedbartlet #josiahbartlet #presidentbartlet #abbeybartlet
What are you, my zen master? Can I be in charge of my own mind?
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The War at Home, season 2 episode 14
#twws2e14 #bartletforamerica #lemonlyman #westwing #thewestwing
#jedbartlet #josiahbartlet #presidentbartlet #thewestwingloveslamps
I was thinking about this cartoon I once saw. A bunch of tiny fish are swimming through the leaves of a plant, but then one of the fish realises its not a plant, its the tentacles of a predator. And ...
- And I'm still scared to meet him, but I'll overcome that in order to erase the humiliation that I've brought upon myself and my father.
-- You're just in your own little Euripides play over there, aren't you?
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